theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(via wobwobb)


broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via thefuuuucomics)


snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via tokyo-villain)



cl4yton:

Wonderful.

cl4yton:

Wonderful.

(via thefuuuucomics)


aiclan:

he died a hero’s death

aiclan:

he died a hero’s death

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(via goodlifequote)


finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via 0pheliablue)


laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

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cheapy the cheapskate

(via mighty-morphin-ranger)


panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via goodlifequote)


diancie:

precumming:

diancie:

I haven’t posted any more selifes because the boy I steal pics from hasn’t updated his Facebook =/

why do u pick an ugly boy to steal pics from tho??

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(via goodlifequote)


relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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