What. The. Balls.

foreverratchet:

I’m sorry but listening to ke$ha makes me want to drink unhealthy amounts while throwing glitter everywhere, do cocaine off of a random strippers butt and wake up the next day in some other state. if that’s not your idea of a good ass night then we can’t be friends anymore

adefaultsmile:

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Gatsby calls someone “old sport”. Omg woops you died of alcohol poisoning before the game started

(via foreverratchet)

plutarc:

fun things to do when you’re single!!

• masturbate
• cry
• do both at the same time
• eat a whole cake by yourself 
• cry

(via annatheebanana)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

(via idigthebackseat)