snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via tokyo-villain)



cl4yton:

Wonderful.

cl4yton:

Wonderful.

(via thefuuuucomics)


aiclan:

he died a hero’s death

aiclan:

he died a hero’s death

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(via funniest-facts)


finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via 0pheliablue)


laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

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cheapy the cheapskate

(via mighty-morphin-ranger)


panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via funniest-facts)


diancie:

precumming:

diancie:

I haven’t posted any more selifes because the boy I steal pics from hasn’t updated his Facebook =/

why do u pick an ugly boy to steal pics from tho??

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(via funniest-facts)


relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via dylangoodwin)


ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(via dylangoodwin)


lolsomeone-actually:

kanyewestniall:

His teammates are so done BUT OMG EXCUSE ME WHILE I HOPE TO FIND A GUY LIKE THIS WOW AMAZING I WANT U

IVE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES AND WOW

please sir- come find me

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(via thefuuuucomics)


envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

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